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Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
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Sardar ko SMS aya keh
Bhejne wala intelligent he aor parhne wala
gadha.
Sardar ne gusse me msg reply kia keh
Bhejne wala gadha he aor parhne wala
intelligent

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aik Pagal American se:
Tum japenz ho na???
American: NAhi me American ho....

Pagal: NAhi tum Japnez ho???
American: NAhi me American ho...

Pagal: Nahi tum Japnez ho
American: Han Han me Japnez ho...

Pagal: Magr tum lagtye to American ho..

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Student teacher se: "Can I go to washroom?"
Teacher said: "No! MAY I GO TO WASHROOM!"
Student: "Miss pehle maine pucha tha!!!

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Ek punjabi dimagh karidne ke liye dimagh ki
dukan par gaya, dukan wale se dimagh ki rates
puchne laga, dukan wala punjabi dimagh:200,
sindi:300, balochi600...Khan ka dimagh 1000 to
punjabi ne poocha ke khan ka dimagh kyun mhenga
hai? dukan wala: kyun ke 100 khan mein se ek
dimagh kaam ka nikalta hai...

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